mother inferior

When I'm at home I'm my own worst enemy...

where did I come from?
time for the talk...

mothers day
i don't want a day of celebration. I just want peace...

doctor beat
If music be the food of love, then don't interfere with your kids' iPod...

funny boy
Do I want him to be a doctor, a lawyer, a good boy? Who cares, so long as he's funny!

kids: the final frontier
i've been hiding behind my kids. But the game will soon be up...

kids to the recession rescue
tips to kid yourself out a recession

brighter later
optimists live longer. Just my luck...

i’m not ready for sex
what do you do when it’s in your face?

look mum no smoke
why I’m cheering tobacco...

i mean it
taking the hypocrite oath

pucker up
collagen is no longer the realm of the lips. Not those ones, anyway...

mums away
who will rid me of these troublesome kids?

communication error
dear computer, I touch you more than I touch my own children.

curse of the mummy
the sweetest sourest word...

double entendres
sex? have you thought of it another way?

wife beta
a submissive marriage? It’s all greek to me

grey’s anatomy
how i plan to shaft my kids

quaking in my boots
shaken but not stirred

cross words
Getting angry is dangerous. Well I’ve got something to aarrghghghgh!

funny milk
i should have laughed through the pain...